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Mugged In My Own Bathroom

by Shmoobee

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1.
Chicano Power (Exuma Obeah) 04:28
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I came down on a lightning bolt Nine months in my momma's belly When I was born the doctors screamed and shout I had fire and brimstone coming out of my mouth Beacause I'm Chicano I got Chicano Power Chicano was my name when I lived in the stars Chicano is a planet that fucks with Mars I got the voices of many in my throat I got the head of a lion and the legs of a goat Beacause I'm Chicano I got Chicano Power Na na na na na na na I can make the sun fall from the sky I take from Exuma I make the Obeah cry Chicano Chicano Chicano Chicano is in me I drank the water from the firey sea Beacause I'm Chicano I got Chicano Power Matthew San Martin is my given name Born in Atzlan when my momma felt the pain Creatures of the Earth, face me at last I am Chicano I got Chicano Power man Beacause I'm Chicano I got Chicano Power
2.
Tryna 04:19
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I'm tryna get rich selling pictures of my feet I'm tryna get crucified on the corner of Cherry street I'm tryna wash away the sins of my fellow man I'm tryna be the reply guy to a girl with an OnlyFans I'm tryna be your pony-boy I wanna lose all your respect Get you from point A to B while you're sitting on my back Sweat dripping in my eyes and I'm crying from the pain I'm tryna lose all my friends I'm tryna feel ashamed I'm tryna be your furniture, I wanna be your seat I'm tryna lose all sense of time, I'm tryna pass out from the heat I'm tryna float away, I'm tryna feel betrayed I'm tryna drown in piss, I'm tryna misbehave I'm tryna get rich selling pictures of my feet I'm tryna get crucified on the corner of Cherry street I'm tryna wash away the sins of my fellow man I'm tryna be the reply guy to a girl with an OnlyFans
3.
Trader Joes 03:07
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I'm walking round at Trader Joes I see somebody that I don't know White lady talking on the phone Talking bout her brand new boat High heels and a big fur coat Hanging around the peach-mangoes All dressed up with nowhere to go I'm existential at the Trader Joes Trader Joes, Trader Joes boat boat boat boat boat boat boat boat I'm walking round at HEB I look around and what do I see? There ain't nobody who looks like me My chest is pounding and I can't even think Now everybody is looking at me I start to wonder if I'm some kind of freak Why am I plagued with these memories? I'm existential at the HEB HEB, HEB boat boat boat boat boat boat boat boat Trader Joes, Trader Joes boat boat boat boat boat boat boat boat
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Milk & Cookies 02:56
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She feeds me milk and cookies while I'm tied up in her basement Chips Ahoy and almond milk, my blood is on the pavement Pleasure, pain, she use them interchangeably Pleasure, pain, the best of my ability She feeds me milk and cookies while I'm pinned on top of glass Oreos and soymilk, my nose is in her ass Pleasure, pain, she use them interchangeably Pleasure, pain, the best of my ability Oh wow! She's standing over me Standing over me Standing over me She's getting more milk She's getting more milk She's getting more milk No! She feeds me milk and cookies while I'm pinned on top of glass Oreos and soymilk, my nose is in her ass Pleasure, pain, she use them interchangeably Pleasure, pain, the best of my ability

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After a hiatus spanning half a decade, Shmoobee, the avant-garde and experimental artist, makes his return to the San Antonio music scene with "Mugged In My Own Bathroom."

Known for his no-nonsense, riff-focused songwriting, Shmoobee explores a spectrum of peculiar themes, from flying on top of lightning bolts to visiting grocery stores, being force-fed milk, and having kinky sex.

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released November 16, 2023

Recorded in a one-bedroom apartment in San Antonio, Texas
All songs written*, recorded, and mastered by Matthew San Martin (Shmoobee).

*Chicano Power (Exuma Obeah) was co-written by Tony McKay

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Shmoobee is the nonsensical moniker behind Matthew San Martin, a experimental artist and community organizer based in San Antonio, Texas.

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